Headlines: Singapore Bunny stowaway to Germany, experts puzzled.

Saturday, May 19, 2007


This just in, our roving street reporter, Ratty O'Brien, has just found the most amazing scoop of the century! In a startling turn of events, what seems to be a common stowaway problem for Frankfurt flight authorities has clearly turned itself into an international bunny rights uproar.

In an attempt to deport back a bunny found hiding in the cargo area of the plane, the authorities faced strong opposition from the National United Singapore Anti-cruelty Rabbit Treatment Syndicate or in short, NUSARTS.

Found roaming the streets of Stuttgart, Germany. The Bunny was last spotted rubbing up against the leg of a kind gentle ex-nurse who seem to have brought the Bunny home and is now putting the Bunny under her care.

Members of the public are warned to look out for any signs of the Bunny and to flee immediately upon sight of the Bunny as it is said that the Bunny carries a biological threat to anyone it comes into contact with. Symptoms of infected victims includes: Excessive compulsive urge to stroke the Bunny, pet the Bunny every other minute and to give the Bunny limitless hugs and kisses all the time.



You have been forewarned!